March 2011
14 posts
Have You Ever
Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding...
“Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like “I wanna take your clothes off and...”
– Ellen Degeneres (via whenleavesfall)
“When I pronounce the word Future,
the first syllable already belongs to the...”
– Wislawa Szymborska, “The Three Oddest Words,” translated by S. Baranczak and C. Cavanagh
“Medicine makes people ill, mathematics makes them sad, and theology makes them...”
– Martin Luther
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
I rarely have anything witty to say. This is all your fault, Whitney.
